What is the manliest sounding small car?

Kinja'd!!! "YSI-what can brown do for you" (ysi-what-can-brown-do-for-you)
11/12/2013 at 20:00 • Filed to: None

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By small car, I mean something around the size of a Fiat 500 or a Mini. This gets my vote.


DISCUSSION (45)


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 20:03

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Obligatory 500 Abarth post.


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 20:04

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>thread

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Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
11/12/2013 at 20:06

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I almost want one for the noise. . . but then I can't muster the strength up to sit in one.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Blondude
11/12/2013 at 20:06

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Is that it? There has to be more.


Kinja'd!!! wbizarre - OEM fetishist > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 20:07

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Here's another Fiat.


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 20:08

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Why not? Chicken? :V


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > wbizarre - OEM fetishist
11/12/2013 at 20:13

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that isn't the original engine. . .


Kinja'd!!! rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
11/12/2013 at 20:24

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These are awesome alright. I see a black one almost every day in my hood while walking my dog, and I usually hear the guy drop the hammer at least once. Aural stimulation FTW.


Kinja'd!!! wbizarre - OEM fetishist > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 20:25

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Haha, you didn't specify originality! It's just a mean-sounding small car.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > wbizarre - OEM fetishist
11/12/2013 at 20:27

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This is true. The V12 powered one would have fit the bill very well.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 20:29

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not the manliest, but definitely the most aggressive in this category imo.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
11/12/2013 at 20:30

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A 9K RPM redline does help.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 21:03

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THIS, 1977 Honda Civic with a Mopar 440


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
11/12/2013 at 21:05

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Why are they racing on ice?


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 21:34

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Fiat 695 Tributo Ferrari. I have never heard a better noise come out of almost any car.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Dogapult
11/12/2013 at 21:37

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Dat turbo spool.


Kinja'd!!! FalconHoon > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 21:39

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Easy!


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > FalconHoon
11/12/2013 at 21:41

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We really need to do this in America.


Kinja'd!!! Busslayer > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 21:44

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This is maybe a little of a stretch, but the 1.0 Ecoboost might be a contender. The video isn't a stock EB, so try to ignore all the crazy turbo noises. The exhaust note itself is really pretty good. Three cylinders sound beefier than they really are - almost V6-like. The 1.0 Fiesta, with a decently tu n ed exhaust and an opened up intake could sound pretty cool.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Busslayer
11/12/2013 at 21:48

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I completely forgot about this engine. I love you for reminding of it.


Kinja'd!!! Philbert/Phartnagle > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 21:51

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The one with the transplanted V8?


Kinja'd!!! FalconHoon > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 21:51

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A Powercruise style event is coming (or has already come) to the USA!
http://www.powercruise.com/?country=us


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
11/12/2013 at 21:53

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Where did my pants go? They were just on me...

Seriously, a lot of people know make fun of that car. I hate those people, because that car is better than 99% of the cars I see on a daily basis.


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
11/12/2013 at 23:27

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It was pretty awesome, we were taking our son to get a haircut, and I had been telling him about these awesome little cars that had scorpion logos, and how cool they sounded earlier in the day. Then what to my wondering ears did appear, a tiny 500, that snarled and growled like he wanted to eat the reindeer! Anyway, he pulled in next to us as we were getting ready to leave, and he noticed me pointing the car out. He was really cool about it, and we did the quick little "awesome car, I love the way they sound! Thanks man" exchange, when he caught me totally off guard by not only getting back in and starting her back up, but also offering to let me hop in and rev it up a few times as well! If you are out there, Opponaut, I salute you.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/12/2013 at 23:31

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8K on AP2s, aka 2004 and after :c

although that only applies to the ones in North America...fucking bastards!!! everywhere else it was 9K

always gets me fuming!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Zbigniew Boyfrendt > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 01:05

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Manliest engine noise? Jalop doesn't miss a chance to throw gender into any random subject.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Zbigniew Boyfrendt
11/13/2013 at 01:15

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Calm your shit pickle dawg.


Kinja'd!!! lxarlo > Dogapult
11/13/2013 at 01:20

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Is that thing packing a diesel?


Kinja'd!!! Outie5000 > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 01:48

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Some VW with a VR6 or an I5.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Philbert/Phartnagle
11/13/2013 at 01:48

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Uhhhh which one? I am not sure if you wanted to post a video or not. Or are you saying any small car with a V8 swap sound big?


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Outie5000
11/13/2013 at 01:50

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Did a VW come with an inline 5? I know about the VR6, hell they even made a VR5 for some vehicles in mexico.


Kinja'd!!! Outie5000 > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 02:09

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The current base golf's do, and the last gen "rabbit"s did as well. Also available in the jetta.


Kinja'd!!! mountmillett > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 02:58

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Did I win yet?


Kinja'd!!! mountmillett > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 02:58

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Did I win yet?


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 03:51

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Old 911. Air-cooled grumblyness.


Kinja'd!!! Philbert/Phartnagle > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 05:14

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I was just joking.

Your choice sounds pretty darn good to me. Best sounding 4 cylinder I've heard to date.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 06:58

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Does it have to be modern?

If not, this. Definitely this.

It's so god-damn ANGRY.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 07:56

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well said.


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 11:49

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Vintage Alfa racers.

No sound clip attached; your speakers won't do it justice.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/13/2013 at 13:39

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Crappy, bouncy video and it appears to be a kit car based on the wheels. But these are the manliest sounding small car.

NINJA EDIT: Found a Jay Leno video, so it is a true AC Cobra. Engine starts at around 3:30.


Kinja'd!!! Zbigniew Boyfrendt > Mattbob
11/13/2013 at 21:27

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How manly!


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
11/13/2013 at 23:59

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There's so few, that I think it almost doesn't count, but the Super Snake sounds a whole hell of a lot manlier than that tiny little 427. I mean, the difference isn't HUGE, considering the Super Snake has the same 427 side oiler, but it's got that Paxton supercharger, and sounds like hell is coming back for the beast that escaped and became the Super Snake. Unfortunately, I don't have an audio sample to post right now (and the one I do have is not the best).


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/15/2013 at 14:25

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Kinja'd!!! Moarloud > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/17/2013 at 13:54

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Honder S600 FTW


Kinja'd!!! Moarloud > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/17/2013 at 14:06

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I don't know if you would consider the Volvo C30 as a small car, but that 2.5L Turbo 5 cylinder sounds very mean!